Hello friends, today we are here with our new post. In our today’s post, you will find a huge collection of naughty and humors GF BF funny love jokes. The jokes in our collection are very funny and enjoyable. You can read and share them with your friends on WhatsApp and Facebook. Choose the funniest joke from the collection and share it with your loved ones or friends. Sharing these jokes with your loved one will strengthen the bond of your relationship. Every joke in this collection is hilarious that will take you closer to the heart of your friends, relatives.

When you and your partner are very comfortable with your relationship, there might be some problems, which you don’t like to express with each other directly. In this funny situation, you can share these funny love jokes with each other to express your feelings. Everyone has different taste of humor, so first of all, you should know what kind of romantic humor jokes your partner like. By considering your partner’s choice, pick the best jokes from our multiple categories of hilarious love jokes. All the jokes present in our collection are neat and clean,  it does not contain any adult content.

• Romantic jokes for Girlfriend
• Short Love Jokes
• Love joke in Hindi

Romantic Jokes For Girlfriend

We have included many romantic funny love jokes for your girlfriend. As we know girls are very moody by nature. Nobody can predict, what they are thinking and feeling. Due to this natural habit of the girls, sometimes boys do not get aware of their sadness and angry behavior. To solve this critical romantic situation you can share a romantic joke with your girlfriend which can put a smile on her face. Here is a collection of the best romantic jokes for a girlfriend.

Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like a girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..

Girlfriend: I want to end our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let’s start with Kisses..!!!”

Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have mind, very short figure!!
Girlfriend: what about Rest?
Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!!.

Girlfriend: Are your sure that you love me only?
Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list.

A girlfriend said to boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
Boyfriend: Thanks for the warning!!.

Guys are typically more talkative than girls, only when the topic is about girls.

Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a descendant of King Kong. .

Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?

Boyfriend: Doesn’t this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come.

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Boyfriend: Do you think I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.

Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn’t do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much, honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.

Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything..

Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven’t told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.

Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend.
Friend: Really Bad, What did you do?
Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.

Mom: Your boyfriend Santa was here last evening?
Girl: Why, did the noise disturb you?
Mom: No, but the periods of silence did.

Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise?
To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.

Boy: Why don’t you have A Boyfriend?
Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend. Why Don’t you Have Girlfriend?
Boy: Bcoz you are not allowed to have a boyfriend

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Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park.
Girl: Please, all this should be done only after marriage.
Santa: Do not worry darling, I am already married.

Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Boyfriend: “You’re both.”
Girlfriend: “What do you mean?”
Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”

Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place wherever…
Boyfriend: wherever I go?
Girlfriend: No, wherever you leave.

Girlfriend: I am soon approaching 25.
Boyfriend: From which direction?

Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
Girlfriend: No thanks, I don’t fight an unarmed person.

Boyfriend: Do you think I am a perfect idiot?.
Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect.

Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted.
Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?

Boyfriend: Doesn’t this date make you long for another?
Girlfriend: Yes, but no one else would come.

Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.

Short Love Jokes

This is another category of funny love jokes. The jokes included in this category are very short in size and they are easy to understand.  This type of jokes is mostly preferred for sharing purpose because we all are very busy in life. We have not enough time to read lengthy jokes on our WhatsApp account. Explore our this category and chose a funny love joke for your friends, relatives and loved one.

• What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
• What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
•  My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.
• You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
• You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
• You are like my dentures. I cannot smile without you.
• You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
• Why do men like to fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
• The funniest joke of all time is my love life.
• Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.
• Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.
• I don’t know your name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here.
• Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
• You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
• We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together.
• What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!
• Have you ever been fishing before? I only ask because I really think that we should hook up.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl, who? Owl always love you!

More Funny Love Jokes Below

• I love you today more than I did yesterday. And that is because you really ticked me off yesterday.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew, who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who. Juno that you’re the love of my life?
• Love is like having to pass gas. If you force, then you are going to make a mess.
• Did I tell you that the girl I have been seeing works at the zoo? I think she’s a keeper.
• Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
• The voice of love seemed to call me, and then I realized that it was a wrong number.
• You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
• My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”
• Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.
• Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
• Love is a form of amnesia where a girl forgets that there are about 1.2 billion other boys out there in the world.
• If I have to choose between men and shoes, I will choose shoes. They tend to last longer.
• I think you might be suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
• Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.
• Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
• Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
• What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.
• What is the difference between love and herpes? Love does not last forever.
• The woman was hungry for love and had no idea where her next male was coming from.
• Romantic love is a mental illness, but it is a pleasurable one.

Funny love Jokes in Hindi

People like to share messages in their native language. So keeping in mind their requirement we have added some most romantic funny love jokes in the Hindi language. All the jokes present in this category are first time available on the Internet. You will not find these funny romantic jokes on other sources. So pick a romantic Hindi love joke for your girlfriend and make her smiled.

Ek ladka bahut bahut hi amir ladki ko purpose kar deta hai
Ladka : I love You
Lakdi : Mere pass bangla hai…
Car hai.. Bank Balance hai..
Tumhare pass kya hai..
Ladka : Mere pass tere jaisi 4 hai !!!

Ladki : Arey…ab kya bolu main…?
Ladka : pyaar karti ho to I Love you bolu,,,
Warna main abhi do packet maggi khaa lunga
Ladki : Nahi,aisa mat karna
Ladka : jaldi bolo,paani chadha diya hain maine gas pe,,,bs do minute ki der hain
Ladki : Acha… I love you baba…bs maggi mat khana

Girlfriend: I Love You, janu.
Boyfriend: I Love You too, baby
Girlfriend: Kitna pyar karte ho tum mujhse.
Boyfriend: Jitna tum mujhse karti ho.
Girlfriend: Iska matlab tu bhi timepass kar raha hai kamina……..

Pappu: Apni class ki ek ladki se I Love You bol deta hai
Ladki Pappu Se: Mai abhi jaakar sir se bolti hu
Pappu: Sir se mat bol pagli, Unki to sadi ho gai hai.

Boyfriend : I Love you …..
Girlfriend : Agar tujhe mai i love you too bol du to ?
Boyfriend : Main khushi khushi jaan de dunga ……
Girlfriend : Jaa nahi kehti mai ….. Jee le apni zindgi….

Boy : Mere samir jaise amir nahi hu,
Mere uske jaise gadhi ayr bagla nahi hai..
Par mai tumse bahut payar karta hu …
Girl : Ok ..Ok .. I love You too..Aur batao rahul ke bare me..please

Dosto sunaata hoon apane School ki prem Kahaani,
Ek thi Topper Ladki jo percentage ki thi Raani,
phir…phir kya huwa??? hamne ptaa
li…aur….FAIL ho gai Mahaaraani

Ladka: Main Agni se Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta, Kyoki mai Sakshi ko beinteha pyaar karta hu.
Papa-Mummy: Koi baat nahi Beta, Agni Ko Sakshi Maan Ke Shaadi Kar Lo!

kahate hain Uparwala ne har kisi ke lie
kisi na kisi ko banaaya hai…
kaheen mere vaale ne aatmahatya to nahin
karali….Pagali mil hi nahin rahi hai

1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?
Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

Girl: Mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai… Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh ??? Girl: Tumhara number ‘Battery Low’ naam se save hai, Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.

Itna kamjor ho gaya hu tery judai se
ki
machar b utha le jate hai muje charpayi se

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Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath……………funny love sms in hindi
aur kahi bigad na jaye aap ki baat

mohabbat Bus yaatra ki tarah hoti hai aur Shaadi Vimaan Yaatra ki tarah.
tang aakar aap Bus se to utar sakate hain lekin vimaan se nahin

Height of Funny call:
Boy: Hello Puja Hai Kya?
Aunty: Nahi.
Boy: To Karvalo…Aunty Jee Dussehra 2017 Hain!
Jai Mata Di! Jai Mata Di!

funny love sms for girlfriend-
Ladka-kaya me tumkoo kiss karu ?
Ladki-nahi
Ladka-betab hokar poocha-kaya me tumkoo kiss karu ?
Ladki-nahi
Ladki gusee me boli- you silly duffer!
Me koi madam/teacher hu jo baar permission maag raha hai
Zabardasti nahin Kar sakta kya..??
Come hugg me tightly N kiss me now..

Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,
Pass hi k boys hostel ke
Ladko ne help ki. .or

T V pr breking News aaya – Aag pe
Kabu pa liya gaya hai
.
Lekin ???
Ladko par kabu pane ki
Koshish jari hai..